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sanrafaelspidermafia asked:

Hi! I'm planning on having a 90s party for my bday this year (im turning 20) and i wanted to include all my favorite things from childhood, classic disney movies, cartoons etc. any advice for what else I could add/ do?

fuckyeah1990s:

idk man, my advice is to not have a party at all, breakup with your girlfriend and then like go to the cheesecake factory alone, and sit at a section with a really cute waitress is serving, then when she serves u tell the waitress that its your birthday, and she’ll be like “Why are you alone?” and be like “We’re all alone, bby.” and she’ll think you’re super mysterious and hella chill, and be like “I broke up with my girlfriend today, can I get a refill on this coke?” and then she’d be all “Whoa this dude is hecka next level..” then you can like go to the servers area, like where all the servers pick up the food, and find her, and she’ll be all looking at you, and walk up to her and be like “Sup..” and she’ll be like “Sup.” and like lock eyes, and connect on this hecka deep spiritual level, and she’ll just take u to the employee lounge and just start making out with you hecka hard, and then her manager will show up and be like “What are you doing?” and she won’t even care shell just be super into you and quit her job right there and then you can be like “Meet me outside..” and then she will and you can like start making out right there in front of the cheesecake factory and just fall in love, also, you should have “The Strokes - Under Control” playing on your smart phone on repeat the entire time all that is happening… thats my advice. 

That’s a fucking wild ride wow

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